You are cordially invited to a Pokemon Wedding

Why the hell not? Manectric has been my favorite, most loyal and most incredible Pokemon for many years now. She's electric with dark moves and quick attack. Thanks to her training she's the fastest thing alve! Her only drawback, she's coldblooded. Enter lovable Luxray, a wark fuzzy electric type who's dependable and playful. His fiery heart will keep her cold blood warm. I hope you two have a wonderful life together and as soon as I find Pokemon Sapphire, I will transfer you both to the Pokemon day care and see if we can get an egg.

Cinderella has nothing on me

Andy inspired this one, he said women love to talk about their shoes.
So I got this pair of shoes a few weeks ago and they are just awesome. My mom and I had been to three shoe stores that day. When girls help each other shop for shoes, they find a style they like and snatch one from the box and run over to the other girl and ask her what she thinks. If approved, they go back, find the box and try the shoes on. I was in mid conversation with my mom when she saw the shoes. She took one out of the box and slammed it into my arms like a touchdown pass and then immediately grabbed the box and chucked that in my arms too. I looked down. Perfect! These were the perfect shoes for me, designed exclusively for me. What they are, if you can picture it are a pair of Mary Janes spliced with Doc Martins. Think about it for a second, doesn’t it just fuse together my entire personality in a solitary shoe?

All The Wasted Time

I am waking up from the big sleep. No I don't mean death, but I might as well. I have felt little more then a few scattered scraps of happiness, to be honest in almost two and a half years. It's one of those things where you don't even realize that you are unhappy until someone calls your attention to it. Then you try to discuss it with someone close to you, and they make you realize you have been worse off then you thought, and for a longer stretch of time. I have wasted a year, maybe two of my life. God I hope I wake up fast!