Cinderella has nothing on me

Andy inspired this one, he said women love to talk about their shoes.
So I got this pair of shoes a few weeks ago and they are just awesome. My mom and I had been to three shoe stores that day. When girls help each other shop for shoes, they find a style they like and snatch one from the box and run over to the other girl and ask her what she thinks. If approved, they go back, find the box and try the shoes on. I was in mid conversation with my mom when she saw the shoes. She took one out of the box and slammed it into my arms like a touchdown pass and then immediately grabbed the box and chucked that in my arms too. I looked down. Perfect! These were the perfect shoes for me, designed exclusively for me. What they are, if you can picture it are a pair of Mary Janes spliced with Doc Martins. Think about it for a second, doesn’t it just fuse together my entire personality in a solitary shoe?