Did Jen Die?

Believe it or not...NO! I am actually still breathing a bit as the icy hand of death rubs my back, telling me it will be "OK." I have no idea what "OK" is supposed to mean, exactly as I have been in an out of the hospital for over a month now. Thank you all who wished me a happy birthday. I'd have gotten back to you but I was where? Oh! In the f-ing hospital. I have been diagnosed with Appendicitis twice and something called Diverticulitis as well. Also my pancreas is acting up. For those of you playing along at home your pancreas is something you can't live without and you virtually can't operate on. Now your Appendix, should be simple enough to remove but 3 surgeons have walked away saying they don't want to perform the surgery. It just goes to show: God hates Jews.