Seem Good

Bet your wondering where I've been...well I'm not telling! All I can say is that my sister has a new last name. I cannot say whether or not that was a result of the witness protection program. My life has been so stressfull lately I feel like a rhino who has had enough of safaris entering his neighborhood and charges full force at them, completely destroying the entire front end of their stupid ass jeeps.

Despite the fact that I have an overwhelming amount of things mounting up, I have remained pretty cheerful. I love my family, I love my friends, I love people who are legally distinct from me but who fall under that "family" category anyway. I love to laugh and I have been able to despite the crazy things (and people) who threaten my way of life. There's a lot of funny shit out there, don't forget to laugh, or at least smile or do something nice everyday. Someday you're going to need all that good Karma so bank it while you can. That's what the Autobots try to do, because in the end they are really no better then anyone who would strip mine a planet of all it's natural resources and then abandon it. But it really doesn't seem that way when they are saving the earth, and therin lies my lesson: if you can't be good, seem good.