I'm Broken

Sad but true, the disfiguring slump of my left shoulder isn't just an outlet for my inner smoldering temptress to allow a little shoulder or bra strap to peek out now and again, my collarbone is broke and it ain't fixing itself any time soon.
See a normal collarbone goes straight across, one nice straight bone that holds your whole side together, really. Now mine was snapped and reconfigured much like this X-ray (which is not me) you see. The doctor said it will take 2-3 years for enough bone to grow around it to make it solid again. In the meantime it hurts like a frickin' bitch most of the time.