Friends make such wonderful adversaries - Maximillion Pegasus

It’s no secret that I think Yu-Gi-Oh is the best, most intellectual, compelling, exciting, inspiring show that has ever been on TV. That being said I pulled just a couple of cute quotes. My favorites are the ones where they make fun of their own show (there are a few.) If you’ve seen even an episode, skip down to the last one, that has to make you laugh!

Seto Kaiba: It's the latest state-of-the-art system that recreates the virtual dueling arena setting anywhere.
Joey Wheeler: Looks like a regular old briefcase to me.
Seto Kaiba: It's in the briefcase, you moron.

Seto Kaiba: Hmm. Blah-blah-blah. Don't you get tired of making the same speech every time you're faced with a challenge? Stop saving the world and get a hobby!

Noah: [over an intercom on the train Seto's riding] May I have your attention, please. All passengers who have stolen family empires from their rightful owners, prepare to exit at the next stop.

Joey Wheeler: This dream just gets weirder and weirder. It's almost as nuts as that nightmare I had about the monkey and that bowl of vanilla pudding.

Yugi Moto: Just once I'd like to duel in a tournament for the thrill of it and not have to worry about who's trying to take over the world!

Seto Kaiba [On seeing Yugi’s friends gathered]: What is this Dorkfest?

Joey Wheeler: [after beating Dartz] Well guys, let's go home! There's probably some new evil psycho waiting for us back there!
Tristan Taylor: That sad thing is, he's probably right.

Seto Kaiba: [to Ishizu] You made two mistakes. The first was handing Obelisk to me. The second was expecting it back.

Tea Garnder: Let's do it!
Joey Wheeler: Yeah!... what are we doing?
Tristan Taylor: We're being there for Yugi!
Joey Wheeler: Riiiight... by doing what exactly?