Thursday, December 29, 2005

Mokuba’s Been Kidnapped!!!


Ok, Kazuki Takahashi (divine creator of all that is YuGiOh) I’m going to assume you’ve long since retired and sit around counting your money rather then approving YuGiOh game plots anymore. I will proudly say that Nightmare Troubadour for the DS (the BEST video game system in existence) is truly a superior video game, one little flaw though, isn’t Mokuba getting a little tired of getting kidnapped? I mean, as bright and industrious as he is, don’t you think he would have some safeguards after say, his first 3 kidnappings? Seto Kaiba is unrealistically skilled at martial arts, can Mokuba come to class? I bet being the richest kid in Japan can buy a lot of nun chucks, ninja stars maybe even some pepper spray or a stun gun. Geez, even the “I’ve fallen and can’t get up” lady had that life call system. I mean Kaiba Corp owns all those satellites right? Give the kid a cell phone or something. The funny thing is that in the game, most of the other characters don’t really care about the kidnapping. It is my job to muscle up to them with a Wolvie-Beserk snickety-snick, and a Obi-Wan whoooooooojediiiiiiiii and beat them in a damn duel to help me save this kid (which I could probably do better on my own anyway!) The kicker is, like Xander, Mokuba is the heart part of a giant super Buffy (ah, YuGiOh, I guess (hell if you’ve gotten this far into this post, then you already understand what I’m saying.) ) Mokuba is the heart, and no matter what the odds, they will be faced if his well being is the prize. I love you Mokie, probably more then most people love their damn pets, or even each other for that matter. Just get some girl pregnant, smoke crack or try to take over the world already - this kidnapping thing has been done to death.

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