Cowboys Lick Butt

No really, they probably did, I mean they were always off on adventures with no chicks right? So here in AZ we have a proud heritage of horrific cowboy criminals and the dastardly deeds that made household names. Now when I first moved here I thought cowboys were cool, but they have been forced down my throat so damn much I pretty much hate them now. A perfect example is this stupid “ranch” I went to on Saturday for a company Christmas party. http://www.rockinr.net/This place was weak on it’s best day and believe me, none too vegetarian friendly. Also it was cold and dirty and very, very lame. It made me now hate cowboys. Why can’t we celebrate pirates, they are much cooler. What about the knights of the roundtable or Vikings? All of them cooler then stupid, pathetic cowboys. I bet Doc Holiday, Wyatt Earp, Butch Cassidy and Billy the Kid wouldn’t last five minutes in a melee with the Chupacabra. Sometimes Arizona, I swear.