The Chupacabra!

Loved ones, it’s worse then we thought. Moving to Arizona may have helped us escape the pollution, crime and foul language that characterizes New Jersey, but it led us to the lair of an even scarier foe : The Chupacabra! Please, if you value your very lives read this article. The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is The Chupacabra. Then, only then can you know of the fear the Chupacabra strikes in my heart!