State Fair (not the musical)

Tonight I am going to the state fair (or state unfair, I mean damn $6 to go on one ride?) You’d think with all the price gouging the fair would take in enough bucks to hose down all the smelly carnies and put the poor petting zoo animals on respective planes back to their native lands. There’s nothing sadder then a sad giraffe. Maybe drowning kittens, but there would have to be a lot of them (just ask my Dad.) As for happy giraffes, that’s not such a pretty sight either. I got to witness one giraffe drinking straight from the urine stream of another giraffe at the San Diego Zoo. You may think that it’s disgusting for me to mention it, but I had to see it! It was so gross and believe me giraffes pee for like 10 straight minutes.
So back to the fair. Can’t wait! Gonna release my inner child who, it turns out is actually more mature then my everyday self. Just hope they have my favorite ride the “Wild Mouse” of NJ boardwalk fame! If not I can just impress strangers with my ability to turn upside down on the Gravitron, which they will always have, because it’s cheap.